Why cant E! give someone interesting a show? they gave that bitch Kendra a show. whats so great about her? shes not one of Hefs girlfriends anymore. i dont think shes taking her clothes off anymore? and shes married to Hank Baskett. the guy who royally fucked up catching that onside kick for the Colts in the Super Bowl. the ball was kicked right to him.. so this a show about a former girlfriend of Hugh Hefner(1 of 3), who lives in a big house with her unemployed husband, a newborn, and im sure they have more than one lame dog. you know, stupid little yippy dogs. that they give stupid haircuts. i bet this show has a huge audience.
its ridiculous. E! will give anyone a show. the Kardashians? really? yea sure 2 out of 3 are good looking, but is that really show worthy? i know that their dad was a lawyer for OJ, but hes dead now. maybe if he were still alive it might have worked, but hes not. hes dead. E! really sucks at coming up with concepts for shows. they like to recycle too. hence Kendra, and that new Kardashian show, the one in which 1 out of 2 is good looking. khloe doesnt do it for me. shes such a ginormous bitch. her attitude and her stature. lets put some shoulder pads on her and have her play some linebacker for the Patriots. i bet she pees standing up...
the programming they put on E! is devoid of anything intelligent. i am convinced they are committed to the deterioration of society in America. im talking to you, people ages 13-40 etc. stop watching lame reality television! ..now as for Mtv, thats another post. theyre fucking ridiculous too.
but The Soup and Chelsea Lately is pretty awesome. those are the only 2 shows worth watching on E! True Hollywood Story hasnt really been interesting lately. E! also likes to do a lot of shows on murderers too. i dont really know how that fits into their style of programming. weird.
Friday, February 19, 2010
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Everyone's a Critic.
You find them everywhere. you come across them everyday. even if you dont want to, there they are. they are on the news, in the newspaper, they even have tv shows. they are some of the most arrogant, pompous individuals in the news today. i of course am speaking of the movie critic.
movie critics are some of the most useless people in our society today. they never have anything good to say. when they say something positive i almost get the feeling that they were paid to do so. first of all, its amazing that they get paid to do what they do. they get paid to sit at the movie theatre all day just critiquing movies of all genres. they even give bad reviews to childrens movies. these are adults saying a kids movie sucked. thats absurd, of course adults think they suck! well, except moms.
film critics are usually failed directors. they tried their luck in the business and they failed, so they take out their anger or frustration on successful directors by giving them bad reviews. whats funnier is that some people actually listen to them. roger ebert made a movie that got terrible reviews, he was never the same again. he got fat, he started going crazy, giving thumbs down and thumbs up to people in the street, telling them they would never make it. eventually the state of california had to get someone to look after him, keep him in check, thats where siskel came in.. im just playing, that never happened, but he was a failed director.
basically everyone is a movie critic. anyone who goes to the movies should get a check on their way out. there should be some asshole standing out there from each production company with a check book in hand ready to cut you a check. it doesnt have to be a crazy amount of money, but if i didnt like the movie id at least want my money back. if those assholes can get paid to critique movies, so should we.
movie critics are some of the most useless people in our society today. they never have anything good to say. when they say something positive i almost get the feeling that they were paid to do so. first of all, its amazing that they get paid to do what they do. they get paid to sit at the movie theatre all day just critiquing movies of all genres. they even give bad reviews to childrens movies. these are adults saying a kids movie sucked. thats absurd, of course adults think they suck! well, except moms.
film critics are usually failed directors. they tried their luck in the business and they failed, so they take out their anger or frustration on successful directors by giving them bad reviews. whats funnier is that some people actually listen to them. roger ebert made a movie that got terrible reviews, he was never the same again. he got fat, he started going crazy, giving thumbs down and thumbs up to people in the street, telling them they would never make it. eventually the state of california had to get someone to look after him, keep him in check, thats where siskel came in.. im just playing, that never happened, but he was a failed director.
basically everyone is a movie critic. anyone who goes to the movies should get a check on their way out. there should be some asshole standing out there from each production company with a check book in hand ready to cut you a check. it doesnt have to be a crazy amount of money, but if i didnt like the movie id at least want my money back. if those assholes can get paid to critique movies, so should we.
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Enough is enough.
For as long as i can remember i have always been into baseball. it started at a young age, and then continued as i grew. i played tee-ball, and little league until i was too old to play. i unfortunately didnt continue playing in high school which is a decision i wish i could take back.
as much as my dad would dispute this, i believe i got my love of the game from my mom, who is just as big a fan as i am, if not more. what is unique about me and my moms admiration for baseball are the 2 teams we follow. i am a red sox fan, and my mom is a die hard yankees fan. yes it does get heated around my house during the season, and there have been occasions where i have actually been grounded for bad mouthing the yankees. not anymore of course.
when i was a young ignorant prick i would participate in the "yankees suck" chant. looking back i really wish i hadnt. the yankees suck chant is one of the most childish things i have ever witnessed and i laugh at anyone who participates in it. i say this because most of the time, its just not true, the yankees really dont suck. they have won 27 championships, and this year are most likely on their way to winning a 28th. they also won 100 games this year. teams that suck dont win 100 games.
any true fan of the game would totally agree with me. anytime i hear that chant i feel that it makes our fan base look like fools. dont get me wrong, i understand the rivalry COMPLETELY. all the players that have flip flopped from each side. all the times the yankees bounced us from the playoffs. i completely understand. i put a hole in my wall with a golf club when aaron boone hit that home run off tim wakefield in 2003. i was so mad. and of course i remember the "curse of the bambino." every sox fan grows up with the knowledge of what happened with babe ruth.
so i say enough is enough with the "yankees suck" chant. they really have never truly sucked. the royals suck. the nationals suck. the fucking pirates havnt had a winning season in 8 seasons? i forget the actual amount of time, but they suck. we are fortunate that we actually have a shot to go to the playoffs and win a championship every year. a lot of teams dont. the yankees dont suck, and any real fan out there can totally respect what they have accomplished. this is coming from a red sox fan.
as much as my dad would dispute this, i believe i got my love of the game from my mom, who is just as big a fan as i am, if not more. what is unique about me and my moms admiration for baseball are the 2 teams we follow. i am a red sox fan, and my mom is a die hard yankees fan. yes it does get heated around my house during the season, and there have been occasions where i have actually been grounded for bad mouthing the yankees. not anymore of course.
when i was a young ignorant prick i would participate in the "yankees suck" chant. looking back i really wish i hadnt. the yankees suck chant is one of the most childish things i have ever witnessed and i laugh at anyone who participates in it. i say this because most of the time, its just not true, the yankees really dont suck. they have won 27 championships, and this year are most likely on their way to winning a 28th. they also won 100 games this year. teams that suck dont win 100 games.
any true fan of the game would totally agree with me. anytime i hear that chant i feel that it makes our fan base look like fools. dont get me wrong, i understand the rivalry COMPLETELY. all the players that have flip flopped from each side. all the times the yankees bounced us from the playoffs. i completely understand. i put a hole in my wall with a golf club when aaron boone hit that home run off tim wakefield in 2003. i was so mad. and of course i remember the "curse of the bambino." every sox fan grows up with the knowledge of what happened with babe ruth.
so i say enough is enough with the "yankees suck" chant. they really have never truly sucked. the royals suck. the nationals suck. the fucking pirates havnt had a winning season in 8 seasons? i forget the actual amount of time, but they suck. we are fortunate that we actually have a shot to go to the playoffs and win a championship every year. a lot of teams dont. the yankees dont suck, and any real fan out there can totally respect what they have accomplished. this is coming from a red sox fan.
Monday, October 19, 2009
Porn
i was watching a story on CNBC last night about the porn business. it was a good story, the reporter was an asian, and wouldnt be surprised if any directors offered her a job. shes not my type, but there are millions of men out there who dig asians. i used to work with a guy who in fact had a mail order asian bride, they have 2 kids together and are one of the creepiest families i have ever laid eyes on. but i digress...
she went on to interview this man who claims he was addicted to porn. he said that porn ruined his life and his marriage, as well as hurt his relationship with his 2 sons. this guy goes around to different college campuses talking about the "dangers" of porn. apparently he had been fighting his "addiction" with porn for the last 30 years, he even wrote a book about it.
to me this is complete and total bullshit. this guy is a fucking scam artist who is actually getting paid to go to these campuses and blame porn for his fuck ups. porn did not fuck up his life, his own irresponsibility, and lack of self control ruined his life. this is just another example of someone blaming everyone or everything but themselves. like when people blamed marilyn mansons music for causing the colombine shootings. music didnt cause that, a few outcast students with serious mental issues caused that. who can seriously sit at their computer for hours a day just watching porn. porn is some of the most unwatchable crap, when youre not getting what you want from it anyways. it notoriously has some of the worst acting ever to be captured on film. no one watches porn for the direction and the production values. no one i know anyway. this guy actually sat there all day watching. i bet he woke up every morning, probably already had no pants on from the grueling night he had before. hes got his wrist brace on just so he can keep a firm grip, and straight wrist to get the maximum amount of thrust, goes over to the computer, fires that bad boy up and lets it rip. probably thinking well the wifes at work, kids are at school, its time. grabs his bottle of jurrgens, strategically positions himself in front of the pc, in the chair that has a huge wear mark from his ass from constantly sitting there, and lets himself go.
what i wonder is, what if he and his family had a family get together to go to. when he was there was he constantly thinking about watching porn? was he sitting there at the dinner table sweating, craving to get on a pc and find the dirtiest, raunchiest hardcore porn he could find? everywhere he looks something reminds him of porn. then he starts to freak out, every time he looks to talk to someone at the table he sees them naked, then he starts putting them into different scenes with his favorite actors. he then has to leave the table and get to the bathroom where he sits and cries in the fetal position on the floor. it couldve happened.
bottom line is, i really dont think there is such thing as a porn addiction. i think this guy had some serious issues going on and picked something to blame it on.
she went on to interview this man who claims he was addicted to porn. he said that porn ruined his life and his marriage, as well as hurt his relationship with his 2 sons. this guy goes around to different college campuses talking about the "dangers" of porn. apparently he had been fighting his "addiction" with porn for the last 30 years, he even wrote a book about it.
to me this is complete and total bullshit. this guy is a fucking scam artist who is actually getting paid to go to these campuses and blame porn for his fuck ups. porn did not fuck up his life, his own irresponsibility, and lack of self control ruined his life. this is just another example of someone blaming everyone or everything but themselves. like when people blamed marilyn mansons music for causing the colombine shootings. music didnt cause that, a few outcast students with serious mental issues caused that. who can seriously sit at their computer for hours a day just watching porn. porn is some of the most unwatchable crap, when youre not getting what you want from it anyways. it notoriously has some of the worst acting ever to be captured on film. no one watches porn for the direction and the production values. no one i know anyway. this guy actually sat there all day watching. i bet he woke up every morning, probably already had no pants on from the grueling night he had before. hes got his wrist brace on just so he can keep a firm grip, and straight wrist to get the maximum amount of thrust, goes over to the computer, fires that bad boy up and lets it rip. probably thinking well the wifes at work, kids are at school, its time. grabs his bottle of jurrgens, strategically positions himself in front of the pc, in the chair that has a huge wear mark from his ass from constantly sitting there, and lets himself go.
what i wonder is, what if he and his family had a family get together to go to. when he was there was he constantly thinking about watching porn? was he sitting there at the dinner table sweating, craving to get on a pc and find the dirtiest, raunchiest hardcore porn he could find? everywhere he looks something reminds him of porn. then he starts to freak out, every time he looks to talk to someone at the table he sees them naked, then he starts putting them into different scenes with his favorite actors. he then has to leave the table and get to the bathroom where he sits and cries in the fetal position on the floor. it couldve happened.
bottom line is, i really dont think there is such thing as a porn addiction. i think this guy had some serious issues going on and picked something to blame it on.
Saturday, October 17, 2009
Reader Beware...
I will try and keep this brief.
this blog was created to express my opinion on a number of different issues and subjects ranging from sports, politics, entertainment, news etc. pretty much anything i want. it will be completely uncensored, uninhibited, and unedited, so keep your grammatical corrections to yourself.
if anything i write offends anyone.. too bad. thats not my problem.
if you indeed like my blog, and i have brightened your day or maybe opened your eyes to anything. good for you, maybe one day we can be friends.. or not.
i will most likely post everyday. sometimes, if youre lucky, there will be multiple posts in one day. depends on how im feeling and what inspires me that day. some, or most of these posts will be me ranting about anything that bothers me. no one will be spared.
feel free to comment on these writings. even if you dislike what you read. id like to know what you think. maybe ill respond to some of them, maybe i wont. depends.
so, in closing, go forth, and read what i have to say. i think its pretty important. maybe you will too.
this blog was created to express my opinion on a number of different issues and subjects ranging from sports, politics, entertainment, news etc. pretty much anything i want. it will be completely uncensored, uninhibited, and unedited, so keep your grammatical corrections to yourself.
if anything i write offends anyone.. too bad. thats not my problem.
if you indeed like my blog, and i have brightened your day or maybe opened your eyes to anything. good for you, maybe one day we can be friends.. or not.
i will most likely post everyday. sometimes, if youre lucky, there will be multiple posts in one day. depends on how im feeling and what inspires me that day. some, or most of these posts will be me ranting about anything that bothers me. no one will be spared.
feel free to comment on these writings. even if you dislike what you read. id like to know what you think. maybe ill respond to some of them, maybe i wont. depends.
so, in closing, go forth, and read what i have to say. i think its pretty important. maybe you will too.
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